Sometimes I have a really difficult time explaining why I don't like the Olympics. I've never liked them. They just bore me. The repetitive, predictable games, the droning, unoriginal commentators. Booooorrrinnnnggg! Seriously, how long can I watch people swim before I get the idea? I get it, I get it. America wins. Very exciting.
I think it'd be easier to tell people I refuse to watch them because I'm boycotting China's human rights. At least that way I'd seem like an admirable, compassionate person, not just a bitter, unathletic man with an insufferably short attention span.
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Oh well, at least you're honest.
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